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twentylittlecigars:

lauranjustine:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

AMERICA 

(Source: mathaniel)


90’s vocab was phat!

Loser

Loser meant the same thing it does now; someone who is a failure. It was accompanied, though, by making an L with your fingers and putting it on your forehead. You just had to make sure you used your right hand so you didn’t point the L at yourself!

Whatever

While this is still used, the height of using “whatever” as a comeback to anything you didn’t have a real response to was in the 90s. Thanks to the movie ‘Clueless,’ it was also often accompanied by a “W” made from both thumbs and pointer fingers.

Going Postal

Going postal means going crazy or freaking out, and it referred to the rash of postal workers in the 90s that went a little off their rockers and did things like shoot up the post office.

Phat

Phat did not mean overweight, it meant something was cool or awesome.

All That And A Bag Of Chips

All this phrase meant that someone or something was the best, so adding a bag of chips meant they were the best and then some!

Talk To The Hand

This meant that you didn’t want to hear what the person was saying. The full phrase was “Talk to the hand ‘cause the face ain’t listenin’.”

Bitchin’

“Bitchin’” didn’t mean “complaining” in the 90s; it meant that something was totally awesome!

Let’s Roll

Let’s roll meant “Come on, let’s go!”








When dumbasses volunteer to read in class and they CAN’T read.

sodamnrelatable:


And you’re just there like..

bitch i could have read that shit in half the time.

via sodamnrelatable

But when you realize they are trying their best because they have no control over the fact that their brain isn’t as fast as others……..you’re just like….

because you realize you are just being an ass to a kid with a mental disorder.

Via So Damn Relatable Quotes

“I held her close to me with my eyes closed, wondering if anything in my life had ever been this perfect and knowing at the same time that it hadn’t. I was in love, and the feeling was even more wonderful than I ever imagined it could be.”

(Source: darkseids)


Via you can do anything you put your mind to.







I’M GOING TO GO TO BED NOW. SEE YOU IN A FEW.







gilmored:

Lorelai Gilmore Quotes


Via i need you, i breathe you

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